The Ninj-oner

The Ninj-oner, glad to be back

Millie is lethal Part 2

[about to pull Ninja off the booby-trapped toilet] 
Millie: On three, what do ya say? 
Ninja: Okay. 
Millie: One... two... 
Ninja: Wait, wait, wait! 
Millie: What? 
Ninja: Do we do it on three? Or one, two, three, then do it? 
Millie: It's your ass, Cochise! 
Ninja: My ass, yeah. On three. 
Millie: We go on three? 
Ninja: Yeah. 

Films:

Millie is lethal

Do you want to jump? Well do ya?!

Films:

Ninj knows some Karate

Wax the car...paint the fence...ETC ETC

Films:

Ninja's early acting roles pt.4

Blofeld again...

Films:

What Ever Happened to Baby Ninj?

In a decaying Hollywood mansion, Jane Hudson, a former child star, and her sister Ninj, a movie queen forced into retirement after a crippling accident, live in virtual isolation.

Films:

Ninja Bites Dog

A camera crew follows Ninja, a serial killer/thief, around as he exercises his craft. He expounds on art, music, nature, society, and life as he offs mailmen, pensioners, and random people. Slowly he begins involving the camera crew in his activities, and they begin wondering if what they're doing is such a good idea, particularly when the killer kills a rival and the rival's brother sends a threatening letter. (Ed Sutton @ imdb.com)

Films:

Ninjavatar

Something about computers by the makers of toy story, I think...

Films:

The House (2007) [Baan phii sing]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1070750/

Ninja's early acting roles pt.3

King Kong's stunt double

Films:

Ninja's early acting roles pt.2

He desperately needed the money

Films:

Ninja's early acting roles pt.1

This is one of his first appearances in a major film. He had to wear white. He also kept forgetting his lines.

Films:

Live and Let Die (1973)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070328/

Dance film season pt.3

Ginger works in a dead end job at paint store, and while at home with his parents, things aren't so good, on the disco floor he is the king. Things start to change when he meets Millie and together they train for the dance competition, a way out of Brooklyn, and current lives, for them both.

Films:

You Only Live Twice (1967)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062512/

On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064757/

Diamonds are Forever (1971)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066995/

Dance film season pt.2

Ninja has moved from Chicago to some generic small town in America, for a relatively undisclosed reason rock music and dancing is illegal. Ninja takes on the towns minister:
"Ecclesiastes assures us...that there is a time for every purpose under heaven. A time to laugh... and a time to weep. A time to mourn... and there is a time to dance. And there was a time for this law, but not anymore. See, this is our time to dance. It is our way of celebrating life. It's the way it was in the beginning. It's the way it's always been. It's the way it should be now."

Films:

Dance film season pt.1

Ninja has two jobs, a welder and an exotic dancer, and just one wish: to go to ballet school.

Just a still town Ninj on a saturday night, lookin' for the fight of his life 

In the real-time world no one sees him at all, they all say he's crazy 

Locking rhythms to the beat of his heart, changing ginger into life 

He has danced into the danger zone, when a dancer becomes a dance

Films:

Goldfinger (1964)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058150/

Thunderball (1965)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059800/

John Carpenter Season Pt.3

The fishing town of Antonio Bay in California is about to celebrate its centennial. With preparations for the celebration underway, the centennial is also marked by a series of ominous events; as midnight strikes and the date of the town's centennial begins, various odd phenomena begin to happen all over the sleeping town.
That same night, Father Malone, the town's priest, is in his study in the church when a large piece of stone falls from the wall revealing a cavity. Inside is an old journal, his grandfather's diary from a hundred years earlier. Father Malone removes the book from the wall and begins to read. The diary reveals that in 1880, six of the founders of Antonio Bay (including Malone's grandfather) deliberately sank and plundered a clipper ship named the Elizabeth Dane. The ship was owned by Blake, a wealthy man with leprosy who wanted to establish acolony near Antonio Bay. During a foggy night, the six conspirators lit a fire on the beach near treacherous rocks, and the crew of the ship, deceived by the false beacon, crashed into them. Everyone aboard the ship perished. Antonio Bay and its church were then founded with the gold plundered from the ship.
A supernaturally glowing fog appears, spreading over the sea and moving against the wind...

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fog)

Films:

Brainscan (1994)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109327/
Motel Hell (1980)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081184/
The day of the locust (1975)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072848/
From Russia With Love (1963)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057076/

John Carpenter season pt.2

Six year old Michael Myers murders his fifteen year old sister with a kitchen knife, he is committed and after eight years of treatment his psychiatrist, Dr. Ginger Loomis, is convinced that he is pure evil and does everything he can to keep Myers locked up. On the day of his trial 21 year old Myers escapes and Dr. Ginger Loomis head off in pursuit.
Myers heads straight home and starts stalking Jamie Lee Curtis and her friends, one by one Myers murders them until the eventual stand off between Myers and Curtis. After 'killing' him multiple times, Myers is eventually shot six times by Dr. Ginger Loomis and sent off a balcony by the impact. Of course his body is nowhere to be found...

Films:

John Carpenter season pt.1

Convicts cause the President's plane in crash land in New York City, now a maximum security prison. Ginger 'Snake' The Cat, a one-eyed lone warrior new to prison life, is coerced into bringing the President, and his cargo, back to civilisation.

Films:
Dr. No (1962)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055928/

In space Ninja can hear you scream

On a space ship...the Company...Mother the computer...75 years...yadda yadda...burst out of chest...fight for life..."Game over, man"...again...and again..."Don't like cyborgs"..."Get away from her, you BITCH!"...Charles Dance is a junky doctor on a prison planet...ETC ETC...Lets not discuss resurrection.

Films:
Alien 3 (1992)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103644/
Patriot Games (1992)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105112/
Clear and present danger (1994)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109444/

Old Ninj

Ninja's been imprisoned for 15 years. and he doesn't know why. While imprisoned he keeps fit by shadow boxing, punching the walls and finds out his daughter is fostered, his wife has been murdered and he is the prime suspect. For no reason he is suddenly allowed to leave and makes his way to a sushi restaurant eats a live squid whole, falls for the chef and then it all goes really really weird. He does go back to the place he was imprisoned and has to partake in an epic fight to get back out.

Films:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pt.1 (2010)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0926084/

Voices [Du Saram-yida] (2007)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1213856/

Aliens (1986)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090605/

Magnum Force (1973)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070355/

That was also when Ninja started gaining all the weight

Ginger did all the stunts for the little girl in Aliens, I asked him what happened to his career. He simply told me: "it's a young mans game" and looked off into the distance. I think that was when he started gaining all the weight.