The Shining pt.3 (by popular demand)

Ginger: You WERE the caretaker here, Mr. Grady.
Delbert Grady: No Mr. Ginger, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've always been here.

Films:

Yippee-Ki-Yay, M*ther F^cker!

Ninja visits his estranged wife at her work place: the Nakatomi plaza building in LA. While ninja and his wife are mid way through a heated debate they are interrupted by thieves masquerading as terrorists, who are after the six hundred million dollars kept in the vault of the building. In all the confusion Ninja slips out and with the encouragement of his new found friend Sgt. Al Powell, Ninja takes out all twelve of the terrorists and finally drops Alan Rickman from the 32nd floor of the building.

Films:

Alien (1979)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078748/

The Shining pt.2

Hello Ginger. Come and play with us.

Come and play with us, Ginger. 

Forever... and ever... and ever.

Films:

Commando (1985)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088944/

The Shining Pt.1

"Red rum"
The words echo in our ears as he drives his trike around the corridors of the hotel. "Stay out of room 237, Ginger", Hallorann told him.
He was going to end up in there somehow though...

Films:
Die Hard 3 (1995)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112864/
Die Hard 4.0 (2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337978/
Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107659/

Ruppa Pum Pum

Ginger goes round to his mate Sir Percival's house to go and play on his piano, which apparently he lets him occasionally. He is greeted at the door by Bing Crosby on his 1977 Christmas special, "Are you the new butler," Ginger asks.
"It's been a long time since I was called 'new' anything." Bing replies with a wry smile.

Films:
The Fifth Element (1997)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119116/
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114746/
Die Hard (1988)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095016/
Die Hard 2 (1990)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099423/

Merry Christmas from Lies About My Cats!

Films:

The Matrix (1999)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133093/

Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122151/

Ninja Gets festive - Part three (and last) of our special Xmas story

Ginger opens the back door... he can't believe his eyes... The snowman has come to life! Ginger finds himself face to face with a smiling snowman, who with a polite doff of his hat introduces himself and marks the beginning of magical friendship and marvellous adventure.

"We're walking in the aiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Films:

Lethal Weapon (1987)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093409/
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097733/
Lethal weapon 3 (1992)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104714/

Ninja Gets festive - Part two of our special Xmas story

One winter morning a little boy named Ginger wakes up to find that everything outside has turned snow-white. Overjoyed, Ginger rushes downstairs and into the garden, where he begins to build a snowman. Ginger sleeps fitfully, and at midnight he wakes up and decides to check on his snowman

Films:
Home Sweet Home (2005) Gwai Muk
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0483908/
D-Day (2006)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0927595/
Child's eye (2010)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1314170/
House of the Invisibles (2007)

Ninja gets festive - Part one of our special Xmas story

I wondered what he had been doing all morning...
He's got good 3D skills for a cat.

Films:

The ultimate Christmas gift!

Just make sure you follow the rules:

Don't get him wet,
Keep him away from bright lights, especially sunlight,
and the most important rule: never, never feed him after midnight...

Films:

Galaxina (1980)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080771/

Battle Beyond the Stars (1980)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080421/

That was when Ninja started gaining all the weight

Ninja was telling me about the time when he was on X-Factor and Simon Cowell would never tell him that he was good and then one week Simon finally agreed with his mentor Danni Minogue that he did a good performance, then he was voted out. That was when Ninja started gaining all the weight.

Films:

Seance (2000) Korei

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259388/
February 29th (2006) - 2 wol 29 il
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0927575/
Ouija Board (2004) - Bunshinsaba
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415689/

It's time to draw a line in the sand

Films:

Ngok toi (2010)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1611947/

Feng Shui (2004)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0430082/

Mad scientist = cat

Millie, the cat, is developing further her attempts at human mind control. In its prototype stage she deploys her technology on an unsuspecting pensioner.

Films:

In the line of fire (1993)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107206/

The Untouchables (1987)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094226/

Ninjira Vanquishes the Zombies

Ninjira utilises his special move to destroy the zombie hordes attacking this hospital in a mountainous region. Ninjira knows of the Jiang Shi and uses his skill to vanquish them, do not believe they are floating: Jiang Shi hops due to rigor mortis of knees.

Films:

Ninjira Alpine Scourge

The people of the Alp’s frequently request international aid to assist them in their battle against:
Ninjira! Alpine Scourge!
Through his bothering cows, making the Milka chocolate go pearly, Ninjira's name is mud amongst the Swiss.

Films:

My Ex (2009)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1535104/

Millie, Lynch style assassin

Sailor and Lula are on the run from a series of assassins sent, by Lula’s mum Marietta Fortune, to kill Sailor. Santos, manipulating the situation, hires Juana Durango and Reggie San Pedro to kill Johnny Farragut, the only competition for Marietta’s affection.

Films:

Three Extremes 2 (2002)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0324242/

Ginger come home

Hard times came for Neil and he is forced to sell Ninja the cat to the rich Duke of Rudling. However, Ninja, the cat, is unwilling to leave Neil and sets out on the long and dangerous journey in order to rejoin him. (written ish by Dragan Antulov @imdb.com)

Films:

Nightmare (2000) - Gawi
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0269266/

Well, you can live on it, but it taste like sh*t.

Teenage Mugger: [Ginger and Millie are approached by a youth stepping out from the shadows, followed by some others] You got a light, buddy?
Ginger "Crocodile" the cat: Yeah, sure kid.
[Reaches for lighter]
Teenage Mugger: [flicks open switchblade] And your wallet!
Millie: [guardedly] Ginge, give him your wallet.
Ginger "Crocodile" the cat: [amused] What for?
Millie: [cautiously] He's got a knife.
Ginger "Crocodile" the cat: [chuckles] That's not a knife.
[he pulls out a large bowie knife]
Ginger "Crocodile" the cat: Now THAT's a knife.
Teenage Mugger: Sh*t!
[he and his friends run off]
Ginger "Crocodile" the cat: [to Millie] Just some kids having fun. You all right?
Millie: [relieved] I'm always all right when I'm with you, Ginger.

Films:

The Naked Gun (1988)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095705/
Face (2004) - Peiseu
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409947/

Ginge knows what you’re thinking…

Dirty Ginger is a hard bitten San Francisco cop who gets the job done with little regard for the rules, he is called ‘Dirty’ because he get all the dirty jobs. Scorpio is a serial killer and kidnapper who, released after manipulating the justice system, kidnaps a bus full of school children. There’s only one cop who can save the day.

Scorpio: [crying with reason] You tried to kill me.

Dirty Ginger: If I tried that your head would be splattered all over this field. Now, where's the girl!

Films:

Muoi (2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0937231/
Tell Me Something (1999)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0220806/

The Spice extends life...

Through skilled mastery of the weirding module utilizing his own name as a killing word, Ginger, known by his chosen name: Muad’Dib, overthrows the evil Harkonnen family and the scheming Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV. He leads his loyal Fremen to victory over the Emperors elite Sardaukar troops, gaining complete control of the mining planet Arrakis therefore assuring his monopoly of spice production, and after avaneging his fathers murder he no longer needs the weirding module and can finally command the rain.  Millie, Ginger’s sister born with the wisdom of a Reverend Mother, then proclaims to the assembled:

“And how can this be?” The crowd is silenced in awe, “Because he is the Kwitsatz Haderach!”

Films:
The Screen at Kamchanod (2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1468730/
Creepy Hide and Seek (2009) - Hitori Kakurenbo: Gekijo-ban
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441436/

Ginger prefers the traditional ways

The story begins as "Don" Ginger the cat, the head of a New York Mafia "family", oversees his daughter's wedding. His beloved son Michael has just come home from the war, but does not intend to become part of his father's business. Don Ginger lives his life in the way of the old country, but times are changing and some don't want to follow the old ways and look out for community and "family". An up and coming rival of the 'The Cat' family wants to start selling drugs in New York, and needs the Don's influence to further his plan. The clash of the Don's fading old world values and the new ways will demand a terrible price, especially from Michael, all for the sake of the family. (Written ish by Charlie Ness @imdb.com)

Films:
The Heirloom (2005) - Zhai bian
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467506/

Ginger the cat's first mission

Ginger the cat goes on his first ever mission as a 00. Millie the cat is a banker to the world's terrorists. She is participating in a poker game at Montenegro, where he must win back his money, in order to stay safe among the terrorist market. The boss of MI6, known simply as M sends Ginger, along with Vesper Lynd to attend this game and prevent Millie the cat from winning. Ginger, using help from Felix Leiter, Mathis and having Vesper pose as his wife, enters the most important poker game in his already dangerous career. But if Ginger defeats Millie, will he and Vesper Lynd remain safe? (written ish by Simon @imdb.com)
He can also start his own heart with his car.

Films: 

The Eternal Evil of Asia (1995) - Nan yang shi da xie shu
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113928/

Darah (2009) - Macabre
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1447791/

Heavyweights (1995)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110006/Dirty Harry (1971)

Dirty Harry (1971)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066999/